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Thursday, June 29, 2006
Google Search: Is Top Ramen Ok for Pregnancy?
One of my hobbies besides writing on this blog is checking the stats on this blog. I love seeing the graphs, the pie charts, the maps. It's very addicting. I avoided taking Stats in college but who knows, maybe I would have really liked it.
One of the most enjoyable stats to look at is the google search words that bring new visitors to the site. Search words range from those that make sense and remind me of great old posts to those that are really funny to others that are downright crazy. I hope everyone found what they were looking for!
Oh, if you search for "Is Top Ramen Ok for Pregnancy?" Tales comes up third. We don't provide an answer to this compelling question but you can find lots of other women (including the handful of people who searched for "chopped+olive+sandwiches") who secretly love nasty food.
What's a mommy blog without numerous references to poop? I hope these women found some comfort:
baby+explosive+poop+digestion
daughter+is+smearing+poop+everywhere
cleaning+up+poop+blowout+diapers
poopy+poopasaurus
Then there's always the kinky searches:
sexy+halter+tops+in+metallic+ladies
slutty+mormon+girl
spanked+in+my+20's
women+spanked+in+diapers
tales+sexy+women+kage (it might have been a mispelling but if they really wanted to get to know kage, they should've checked out her personal blog.
This person definitely came to the wrong place:
"i+hate+pregnant+women"
Around here we call it the "pizza dough" stomach:
fat+roll+hanging+
Here's where I start scratching my head:
crazy+mormon+beliefs+deodorant (maybe i'm just out the loop on this one)
will+ferrell+stomach+scar
rc+willey+sucks
steinhart+piano+factory+germany
mothering / hairy+mamas (I know I didn't shave today, but I don't remember posting about it!)
Thanks to all you Google searchers out there. You make up a very small percent of our overall hits, but you make the stats a fun place to cruise.
If you want to test your knowledge of our past 6 months of posts, or have a fun tour through our archives, click on these real visitor searches below to see where they were taken:
mirena+iud+make+ovarian+cyst+worse
walgreens+makeup+find
pregnant+womans+nesting+instinct
mormons+microcredit
sew+a+hooter+hider
10+month+old+boycotting+naps
when+i+should+let+my+kid+quit+piano
dangerous+sport+obsessions
sexy+garments+belly+exposed
being+a+doctor's+wife
autism+puzzle+piece+controversy
what+husbands+really+think+about+breasts
50 most commonly misprounced words
One of the most enjoyable stats to look at is the google search words that bring new visitors to the site. Search words range from those that make sense and remind me of great old posts to those that are really funny to others that are downright crazy. I hope everyone found what they were looking for!
Oh, if you search for "Is Top Ramen Ok for Pregnancy?" Tales comes up third. We don't provide an answer to this compelling question but you can find lots of other women (including the handful of people who searched for "chopped+olive+sandwiches") who secretly love nasty food.
What's a mommy blog without numerous references to poop? I hope these women found some comfort:
baby+explosive+poop+digestion
daughter+is+smearing+poop+everywhere
cleaning+up+poop+blowout+diapers
poopy+poopasaurus
Then there's always the kinky searches:
sexy+halter+tops+in+metallic+ladies
slutty+mormon+girl
spanked+in+my+20's
women+spanked+in+diapers
tales+sexy+women+kage (it might have been a mispelling but if they really wanted to get to know kage, they should've checked out her personal blog.
This person definitely came to the wrong place:
"i+hate+pregnant+women"
Around here we call it the "pizza dough" stomach:
fat+roll+hanging+
Here's where I start scratching my head:
crazy+mormon+beliefs+deodorant (maybe i'm just out the loop on this one)
will+ferrell+stomach+scar
rc+willey+sucks
steinhart+piano+factory+germany
mothering / hairy+mamas (I know I didn't shave today, but I don't remember posting about it!)
Thanks to all you Google searchers out there. You make up a very small percent of our overall hits, but you make the stats a fun place to cruise.
If you want to test your knowledge of our past 6 months of posts, or have a fun tour through our archives, click on these real visitor searches below to see where they were taken:
mirena+iud+make+ovarian+cyst+worse
walgreens+makeup+find
pregnant+womans+nesting+instinct
mormons+microcredit
sew+a+hooter+hider
10+month+old+boycotting+naps
when+i+should+let+my+kid+quit+piano
dangerous+sport+obsessions
sexy+garments+belly+exposed
being+a+doctor's+wife
autism+puzzle+piece+controversy
what+husbands+really+think+about+breasts
50 most commonly misprounced words
8 Comments:
My fave is women spanket in diapers.
Good to know that we're inspring some bizarre searches!
posted by chloe at 6/29/2006 09:59:00 PM
Really Funny, thanks for sharing....I always knew I had a sexy tale.
posted by Kage at 6/30/2006 07:13:00 AM
I love to think of people "stumbling" across our blog this way!
posted by sunny at 6/30/2006 03:13:00 PM
The crazy Mormon belief about deodorant might be an obsession with cleanliness. I'm Mormon, and I thought about handing out free deodorant on the subway numerous times.
posted by Legendary Pink Dot at 6/30/2006 04:44:00 PM
I don't know what is funnier the actual google searches or you searching these out! I love it. Thank you for sharing!
posted by Kelly at 6/30/2006 06:14:00 PM
Oh, tracking searches to your site is the best! Some of my favorites to MMW are:
"organic audio hey mommy you sexy"
(got sent to a sentence that began "organic fruits and vegetables are the best things to eat"-probably not what he/she was looking for!)
"why does coconut taste like soap"
"toddler Inner thigh rash"
I don't think we helped a single one of these people, so I always wonder why they come, and, more importantly, why they stay.
posted by Heather O. at 6/30/2006 07:51:00 PM
This is an email from my sister (from a while ago):
OK, I was just searching the web for ideas on teaching our children to be modest and I (before very long at all) stumbled on your whatever you call it (the Blogging cradle site). I loved it. You told me about it a long time ago, but I never went there. Then when it came up on the screen I had this funny feeling, of, "this rings this faint little bell from somewhere". I looked under the contributers, and there was Katie, a momx3. Isn't that great. Your gals had a lot of good to say, it was very interesting to me.
Crib, cradle, what's the difference.
posted by Katie at 7/01/2006 06:23:00 AM
I'm glad at least Heather O is there with me in the obsessive stat tracking. THanks!
posted by This is Carrie at 7/01/2006 03:25:00 PM
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