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Adventures, Advice and Questions from a group of Mormon women who met in Queens, NY and have now scattered all over the place.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
kid speak
I went into the TV room where my son Max (age 4.5) was watching a show, to find him standing on a chair holding a ball in the air, going to throw it.
"B*tch the ball mommy!" he says
"um, what?" I say
"B*tch the ball!" he says
"I think you mean pitch the ball. Puh.. Puh.. pitch."
"No mommy, b*tch the ball. It's what you say when you throw it. B*tch!" he says, as he throws it.
Me, picking up the ball, "It's pitch buddy"
"No, b*tch!" he says, throwing it again, "b*tch the ball mommy"
"Do you mean fetch? Fetch the ball?"
"Oh, yeah. Fetch. Fetch it mommy!"
ohhhhhhhh goodness.
"B*tch the ball mommy!" he says
"um, what?" I say
"B*tch the ball!" he says
"I think you mean pitch the ball. Puh.. Puh.. pitch."
"No mommy, b*tch the ball. It's what you say when you throw it. B*tch!" he says, as he throws it.
Me, picking up the ball, "It's pitch buddy"
"No, b*tch!" he says, throwing it again, "b*tch the ball mommy"
"Do you mean fetch? Fetch the ball?"
"Oh, yeah. Fetch. Fetch it mommy!"
ohhhhhhhh goodness.
5 Comments:
I'm glad you posted this story...so funny!
posted by Jen at 3/11/2008 12:00:00 PM
HILARIOUS!
posted by RCH at 3/11/2008 02:47:00 PM
Hee hee hee....
posted by Sara at 3/11/2008 03:59:00 PM
tee hee hee. love this!
posted by Melissa at 3/12/2008 07:40:00 PM
So funny. It reminds me of one of my favorite
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5RAaH4V8ME">Youtube videos
posted by This is Carrie at 3/12/2008 08:08:00 PM
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