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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Multi-tasking

So...multi-tasking has reached a whole new level.

The following are activities that I have done whilst pooping:

1. Prayed that no one saw me in the squat...while camping of course.

2. Prayed that no animal would come and attack me while my behind was exposed...while camping

3. Talked on the phone, more specifically, called Tftcarrie to get her to come upstairs and get the kid while I dealt with a little (a lot) of lovely food poisoning...damn you Taco Bell!

4. Read my scriptures.

5. Filed my nails

6. Done my makeup....hey sometimes it's just taking TOO LONG.

7. Blow-dryed my hair....no, it won't fall in the water....no room between the mommy thighs.

posted by Kage @ 8/30/2007 08:30:00 AM   add to kirtsy


14 Comments:

  • Oh Kage, you are so going to get Snarked for this one!!

    But I think every mama can relate...
    posted by Blogger tracy m at 8/30/2007 09:28:00 AM  



  • This mama can relate. I'm nearly peeing my pants here laughing while reading this post.
    posted by Blogger the Rew Crew at 8/30/2007 11:26:00 AM  



  • tracy m, I don't even check the snark anymore...do you? bring it on.....come ON....to the tune of REM's Everybody hurts....

    "EVerybody Poops...some times...."
    posted by Blogger Kage at 8/30/2007 03:06:00 PM  



  • Oh, too funny! I have to say I understand. Sometimes, I'm on the phone with unsuspecting friends/neighbors. It was because I was expecting their call, and it wasn't coming, so of course, I take the phone in the bathroom "just in case" and lo and behold --the phone rings. Why couldn't it have rung 4 minutes earlier or later? ~sigh~ Too funny!
    posted by Blogger Cheryl at 8/30/2007 08:51:00 PM  



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    posted by Blogger VirtualM at 8/31/2007 06:57:00 AM  



  • I think this is pretty common...might as well make good use of the time, since you're going to be there for awhile anyway!
    My favorite mutli-tasking moment was when I breastfed my child while standing in front of the primary teaching a sharing time. That took talent!
    posted by Blogger VirtualM at 8/31/2007 06:59:00 AM  



  • oh...that's a good one virtualm
    posted by Blogger Kage at 8/31/2007 07:30:00 AM  



  • I am amazed, and know not what to say...
    posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 8/31/2007 11:23:00 AM  



  • There are now images in my head that I can't get out. Must...wash...brain.
    posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 8/31/2007 12:25:00 PM  



  • Seriously, Kage, it is much easier to objectify you if you hold back on posts like this.
    posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 8/31/2007 02:28:00 PM  



  • If you aren't used to Kage baring it all here on Tales by now, I really don't know how to help you.

    I still do remember that phone call when the Taco Bell attack came on. Yikes.
    posted by Blogger This is Carrie at 8/31/2007 04:17:00 PM  



  • Yeah, for some reason, Snarky likes me and comments on my site fairly regularly- hence I pop in now and then too.
    posted by Blogger tracy m at 8/31/2007 10:31:00 PM  



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